HOW'S THE LOOT?

In this post! Reveal yourselves, guys! Also if people would like to share what they got they totally should because inquiring minds want to know!




Also if you have not yet finished, just know that we eagerly await your delivery ♥ And we also know that traffic around the North Pole can be hectic!

*in a corner of the Mess Hall, where he thinks would be the last place anyone would ever look to see him, Domyoji is crouched over a glittery page of paper and laboriously writing out a message. There are various scraps crinkled up next to him and he's surrounded by cutout hearts and little Saturns. Zombie servants are hard at work on a birthday cake*

He's reading aloud as he writes.*

Ma..ki...no. Happy...Breast...Day. I...made...this...

*headscratch*

The Great...Myself...made this so..if you...don't like it...I'll kill...you...

((eta: Going out shopping for a bit. Will pick up old and new threads when I get back!))

[there is one shouta-host standing in front of a pristine stretch of snow staring at it thoughtfully. after a moment he turns around, throwing his arms out wide and ker-flops backwards landing with an OOF and a burst of happy laughter. He then proceeds to mar the whiteness with a snow angel]

Ah -- hahaha! I'm going to need help getting up, I think!

*you may notice that every single one of the moogles tonight is wearing a pom-cozy.*

Ah...

I suppose I may be too late...





((FEEL FREE TO MINGLE AND USE THIS POST FOR SUPER LATE HOLIDAY GIFT ANTICS? idek help me out here.

edit: ummuuuu crashing for the night! will pick up after work tomorrow, please ping me if i miss you and you wish to continue. ♥))

*During dinner, there is a man still sitting at his table as people begin to leave, stuffing his face as if he's never eaten. He seems to be near starving by the food piled on his plate, which appears to be at least his second helping, judging by the junk in his beard.*

... Are you going to finish that?

So, my friends, it is time to buck up and cut down quite a bit...

I am letting Ayame, Vexen, and Akito/Agito/Rind go.

Ayame will have a small retarded post of retarded and AWESOME coming eventually.

Vexen will have simply cleaned up the laboratory, taken his notes, and left a simple note for Zexion. It only has coordinates and a gummi block resting on it like a paperweight. And "I presume you can work out the rest, Number Six."

(The horrible Zexion replica went with him. Otherwise it simply would have died mysteriously.)

The sharklings shall be abducted by a certain shellfish doctor (Ine's heading out with them~) I will miss you my icon page.

Rhode and Onigiri are still sticking around. Oh you thought you would be free of the porker. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO. HE STILL HAS LOVE LEFT FOR ALL YOU FINE LADIES AND OCCASIONAL AND NON-MASCULINITY-THREATENING EXCEPTIONS.

So just when I'm getting back into the mood to play again, Shuichi's paid time and icons expired and leashthedragon's paid time and icons are going to go out soon. Help please? In exchange, I can write you silly drabbles or make you icons. Can't really color manga scans beyond one or two colors though.

ETA: JAIME, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? ♥

ETA 2: KAGURA, LET ME LOVE YOU TOO.

[The center of camp looks like an outdoor cafe tonight. Each table is set for two, as if camp anticipated quite a few intimate dinners taking place. In the center of it all is a large table, weighed down with Christmas Cake.

The whole scene seems to be inviting you to sit down with your significant other and enjoy the evening . . . either that or steal a few cakes.]


((OOC: Mingle with each other, eat some cake, and/or find a date! Subaru and Seishirou will be around, but not really running the post.))

[Today in Camp Fuck You Die, on a shallow slope of the volcano, is a four-stage obstacle course built above water, in which there are things... moving. But don't focus on that! This. Is. NINJA WARRIOR. Tests of strength! Endurance! Speed! Skill! Do you dare approach? Or perhaps you're one of the poor contestants trapped in a pen behind the starting line.

Sitting on a raised platform are three people; in the middle you have a scruffy zombie annihilator with a microphone. To his left is a beautiful young woman looking perplexed and put out. To his right is a VUX, tentacles waving dramatically in the wind. The two folks on the end are chained to their seats, for the record.]

Okay, let's get this shit started.

WELCOME TO... Ninja Warrior? NINJA WARRIOR. [clears throat] Who's the first victim? Because I think you spitfucks are all screwed.





((contestants please join #ninjawarrior. it isn't too late to sign up, either, just comment to this post with your character 'introduction' for the announcer to butcher.

this post will be open for as long as it takes for everyone who signed up to get to finish their course. winners will be announced thereafter.))

REASONS WHY LIFE HATES ME, number 739.ii.a.

It decided that internet is a Bad Thing. In fact, life being what it is, it decided to send us JUST enough snow to cut off my village. Just my village. Nobody else's (that I know of). Just mine. Because life hates me. :x

Anyhoo, this is just a little note to explain this to you. That's why I haven't replied to tags lately.

ALSO. Not-hiatus post; I have exams in January. I need As. I have Cs and Ds. Revision is necessary, so slowing down will happen.

...I think that covers all bases?

I AM DOING A NINJA WARRIOR POST.

There will be a four-stage obstacle course for your character to make it through. It is a test of strength, speed, and endurance. It will be a one-post deal, but will run for quite some time so whoever wants to sign up can. I'll run it for as long as it takes and then probably do another post with the winners so you can all gloat. I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE REALISTIC. And feel free to force your characters to participate even if they would fail miserably.

What I want from you: anyone who would like to participate needs to comment to this post with an INTRODUCTION for your character. A basic, 'this is what they do for a living, these are their strengths' type thing for the 'announcer' to give you when you start the obstacle course. Comments are screened over there so the introductions will be a surprise. DO NOT COMMENT TO THIS POST WITH YOUR INTROS.

The tasks will be randomized for each stage according to official Ninja Warrior tasks.

Put it up tonight y/n?

edit: If anyone would like to offer a pretty lady/handsome man as a prize, please let me know!

[in a VERY SECLUDED* area of camp, there is a lizard-teen studiously looking at a book.

Eventually, he sets the book down, takes a few steps away from it, and begins the monologue]

If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken and so die...

[he's quite good, actually]

[*not nearly as secluded as he thinks]

((I will be here all day or as long as my connection can hold on, whichever comes first))

[in the woods you might hear a ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR

and then a thin, bedraggled looking boy walking out of said woods]

[nothing suspicious here at all]

((details are here. Expect falling spoilers. EDIT I'M OUT))

*crossdressing male gorillas are in this post. and they are doing a striptease FOR YOU and also for the dorky guy wearing the party hat*

P-Please no! I don't want to pour sugar on you!

[Since ancient times the first dark nights of Winter have typically been greeted with some manner of celebratory observance, and even while such traditions grow and evolve to better fit contemporary mores, there's usually someone willing to do things the old-fashioned way, just for the Hel of it.

Often this involves the time-honored combination of fire and alcohol and, before the night is through, the resulting bad judgment that frequently accompanies the combination of fire and alcohol. As Thor happens to be one such traditional soul, tonight might be marked with a few unique particularities, including copious amounts of mead and, for good measure, setting a giant, straw-covered wooden goat on fire.

Tradition is a funny thing sometimes. But the music wasn't his idea.]

... mayhaps I should have built it larger...



((Backdated to some ill-defined Solstice-y time before IRL holidays ate me alive~))

Hey guys!

We're going down to see my parents this week (Dec 27-Jan 3) and while we may try to steal onto our laptops for ninja play (assuming our laptops function, which is a surprisingly big assumption) we're gonna be on hiatus. So that's me with Umeda, Riku Replica, Heat, Sakubo, Sahashi Minato, Hakkai, Soubi, and Tsukihiko, and Zazzle with Allen, Axel, Yuki Sohma, Ritsuka, Miharu, Kagari, and Shizumasa.

SERIOUS POLL as I have been playing Sims 3: What five traits and one lifetime goal would your characters have in the Sims 3? List is here.

[as you're trudging through the snow today, you may notice a girl(?) hanging off the arm of a certain oak as they head towards the churchshack. this isn't awkward at all.]

Senpai doesn't live alone, right?

[ BACKDATED TO THE 25TH datepostthing for shuri and benio! come bother them. ]

Apologies to anyone I'm surprising with this, but I am dropping Graham! He's the character who brought me into camp, and I've loved everything I've done with him, but I haven't played him in a month and a half and haven't done anything new with him in a lot longer. I have decided that my desire to hang on to him is outweighed by my desire to not give LJ money for nothing, as well as the happy feeling of having a lineup only composed of people I actually play.

So he's heading home to do... whatever it is that Graham does. If anyone wants a drop post/thread, let me know and I'll do that in the next few days before his account expires!

That leaves me with four - Medusa/Soul/Raven/Perscitia - for those following along at home.
What will people call me now, my remaining characters all have Mary Sue names. :|a

This has been coming for a while. As much as I love Toki, his castmates, and the friends he's made in camp, I just don't get him out anymore. IT'S TIME.

Thanks for playing with him. It's been a wonderful, wonderful, awesome two years and that's a record length for me keeping a character, aaah! ♥

[Somewhere in your vicinity is a girl at booth attempting to repair a sign:

RETURN UNWANTED GIFTS HERE!
Ask me about magic boobsquish hugs!]

If I fix it, the Director won't be upset, will she?


[[ooc: Intro post for Sakura. Open forever, feel free to mingle, trade gifts, etc.!]]