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So hot it set my crotch on fire...

  • Oct. 19th, 2009 at 10:45 PM
We need a PSA about crotch fires
NEW SEASON OF VENTURE BROS.

EPIC. (as if we expected any less)

The first episode is being replayed all week. Anyone who wants to talk spoilers come find some adventure #spiderskullisland

ooc: season 4 preview

  • Aug. 25th, 2009 at 7:30 AM
The most glorious wang I ever saw
Possible spoilers for season 3... but oh man is this ever glorious.



LOOK AT HANK'S HAIR!!!

And for the love of pete, someone app Dean. HE LOVES HITLER!

[ooc] What's the dilly-o with stats?

  • Mar. 8th, 2009 at 5:43 PM
That's not where babies come from
Name: Henry Allen Venture (Hank)
Age: Physically 16, technically 19
Eyes: Brown?
Hair: Blonde
Height: average
Weight: average

Medical Info: Other than a case of testicular torsion a year or so ago, he’s healthy.

Physical Traits: Pretty normal, a few weird scars (giant centipede bite for example) but nothing all that terrible.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him: EVERYTHING. Canon is very fast and loose with meta and inside references. Please, come mess with his head.

Abilities: Canon says that he get’s that sort of retard strength when he’s all worked up… but nothing else comes to mind. He can’t be killed?
Notes for the Psychics: Hank is very easy to read and his thoughts probably revolve around: girls, Batman, being cool (which he isn’t) and Brock. There isn’t much to see here...

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Obviously the first two need permission, but I’m down for ANYTHING.

Hugging/Kissing/Other non-violent physical contact: YES.

Maim/Murder/Death: YES. Especially comic stuff, but really, Hank can’t die permanently, and he’s used to weird stuff and danger. So PLEASE abuse him.

Cooking: haha… no.

[ooc] Oh my glory! An App!

  • Mar. 8th, 2009 at 5:39 PM
GO TEAM VENURE!
Character: Hank Venture
Series: The Venture Bros.
Age: Around 16
Canon:

The Venture Bros. is a bit like the Saturday morning cartoon shows you grew up on… if those characters had to deal with the same sort of real world problems the rest of us do. The story centers on former Boy Adventurer Rusty Venture and his middle aged troubles. There are bills to pay and twin boys to raise all while fending off attacks from professional arch villains. Life in the super science business is rough all over, especially when you will never live up to the legend of your father. It’s no wonder the main theme of the show is “failure”.

Hank Venture is one half of the twins the show is named after. He is more athletic and gung-ho than his brother Dean, but has a slimmer grasp of reality. This manifests in strange leaps of logic and his tendency to sound like bad dialogue from action movies. Despite his age, Hank is just discovering girls and only has one friend besides his brother. It’s not all his fault; he’s never even been to school since he has a subliminal learning device built into his bed. His frequent flights of fancy, like many of his traits, would be far more appropriate for a younger kid. But despite his ignorance, he’s always ready for an adventure. After all, he’s going to be Batman when he grows up.


Didn’t you learn anything in bed? )
Voting was here. 100%??? :o